How do you even define attractive in a world where beautiful glossy dark bobs (I know he probably didn't really look like that, but who cares - Jon Finch FTW) are pitted against glorious golden-haired EXCEPTIONAL HAWTNESS.

Actually if this is your kingdom, I don't want to be John of Gaunt, because you'll just seize all my lands (plus, I die - plus, it is too weird to be rhapsodising on the gorgeousness of my son & nephew). I'll just be one of the minions, minions are awesome.