You know, that sounds like a delightful family. Depending on how the election goes in November, you might just acquire me, my best friend who is not my girlfriend, but my Imaginary Boyfriend, and possibly a tempestuous adolescent who would like to be an anime bishounen when she grows up. Oh, and an elderly tuxedo cat, if he lives that long.

I'll sleep in the attic. Heck, for room, board, Sundays and one afternoon off per week, and a moderate wage (35 pounds a year? (http://www.waynesthisandthat.com/servantwages.htm)) I'll undertake to be your cook-housekeeper.