Excuse me, I do not READ by command! Oh wait, yes, yes I do. Thank you for commanding me.

1. If you wrote screenplays that were made into movies, I would loop them and watch them all day long.
2. "Cata-m-mmmmmmmmeingottwoman!" You make me laugh muchly!
3. Sporadic gage throwing hotttness - thanks again!

Let me woo you with the art of others, as I am without further words: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHs4EvcHRh4&feature=related